Also, Discord apparently doesn't know how to email me so that I can fix the problem, even though it's emailed me a million times...

Have you tried changing your password?

Ah ha! I know what evil thing to do when I join...

I'll join with BOTH of my accounts!!!

Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!

@EaterOfCheese I can't, because Discord has to email me to do that, and it won't email me...

This is a problem indeed

Yes, and also, I have really important things that I need to discuss on there with my friend about my fan fic that right now I can't access.

When did this problem start?

Yesterday in the afternoon.

Hmmmm

Discord has issues