User:Icantfeelmyarms

Autobiography:

Created in a lab in the early 30s, I became the test subject for a new type of super-human. A terrible explosion destroyed everything in the lab, leaving me as the sole survivor. Captured by communist-Russians, I was sent to the USSR where I was forced to aid Stalin to conquer the world... I gained his trust and eventually became his right hand man. It was then that I decided to take Russia for my own. Enraged by my actions, Stalin summoned Lucifer and the two fused together. Unfortunately, I was overthrown. With the last bit of my power, I generated a portal to another dimension. Where it led to was a mystery, but I entered nonetheless.

That's where I find myself today: a world much like my own. I've dedicated my life to getting back to my own realm to kill Stalin and pursue my own plot for world domination... For now, this world will have to suffice...